Excuses

THE FOLLOWING IS A PARTIAL LIST OF ACTUAL WRITTEN EXCUSES GIVEN TO TEACHERS IN THE ALBUQUERQUE PUBLIC SCHOOL SYSTEM BY PARENTS OF STUDENTS:


Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout

George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

Please excuse Blanche from jim today. She is administrating

My son is under the doctor's care and should not take physical ed. Please execute him

John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face

Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side

Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot